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Monday, June 12, 2006

Conspiracy

So, Big Ben was in an accident today on his motorcycle. I have collected facts regarding the matter. You make your own conclusions.

fact: Ben Roethlisberger plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers
fact: he rides a motorcycle
fact: many people attribute the Steeler's wins to his play
fact: he was hit, while on a motorcycle by a woman with Maine license plates
fact: Maine is in New England, although people from Northern Maine may disagree with this fact.
fact: New England has its own football team called the New England Patriots
fact: there has been a sort of rivalry between the Steelers and the Patriots during the last few years
fact: many Patriots fans did not think that Pittsburgh should have been in the super bowl or the playoffs
fact: the Patriots were the defending world champs until losing the title this year to the Steelers
fact: there is good clam chowder in Boston
fact: Boston is in New England, although some in Northern Maine may disagree with this fact.
fact: I was once lost in Boston for many hours
fact: while in Boston, I did not have any contact with Sean Penn
fact: there is a cool bridge in Boston that I last drove over at 2:30am last august, and I was impressed with the view
fact: Sean Penn was in the movie Mystic River
fact: Mystic River takes place in Boston
fact: Sean Penn rescued people from flooding in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina
fact: hurricanes can be dangerous
fact: people associate sombreros with Mexican culture

yeah, I think the facts are pretty self evident. So I think that both Sean Penn and Mexico should be issued a formal apology for any blame which they may have accrued during this matter.

9 Comments:

  • At 6/13/2006 12:04 AM, Blogger Rachel said…

    ...and that my friends is what i call good quality logic...bravo bravo

     
  • At 6/13/2006 2:49 PM, Blogger lucas said…

    my 3 favorites:

    fact: Maine is in New England, although people from Northern Maine may disagree with this fact.

    fact: there is good clam chowder in Boston

    fact: Boston is in New England, although some in Northern Maine may disagree with this fact.

     
  • At 6/14/2006 8:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Your Logic just baffles the mind. You must be a doctor of brilliance!

     
  • At 6/15/2006 5:54 PM, Blogger joshua said…

    i just want to state that i make no logical conclusions in this post. I merely collect the facts and present them to you.

     
  • At 6/15/2006 9:23 PM, Blogger Rachel said…

    ...you are a very talented reporter...maybe you should look into getting a job at the post...

    esp. since facts are hard to come by in the newspapers

     
  • At 6/20/2006 11:00 AM, Blogger Lee Herald said…

    Hi Joshua,

    Like your Conspiracy theory.

    Keep up the good work. :-)

    Lee Herald

     
  • At 6/20/2006 11:06 AM, Blogger Lee Herald said…

    Hi Rachel,

    You have an interesting and colorful blog.

    You left out the letter “y” in “and still tring”.

    Thought you’d like to know.

    Lee Herald

     
  • At 6/22/2006 9:59 PM, Blogger joshua said…

    yeah, i just turned down a job at the post-gazette. i didn't think they could handle my insight.

     
  • At 8/06/2006 2:27 PM, Blogger Rachel said…

    Lee, thank you for pointing that out i'll have to fix that. i really enjoyed reading through your many blogs...keep it up

     

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